Women are ASSHOLES!
Now as a woman I can say that without bias or any hidden reason, because it's simply true.
I'm an observer. It's what I do. It's who I've always been. I watch people. Not in a creepy, telescope looking through someone's window at night, peeping tom kindof thing. I just observe their behaviors when I see them on the street or when I'm sitting in a restaurant, the subway, anywhere.
People are fascinating creatures, who should be studied because they're utterly bizarre. But women. God women make me want to pull out my hair.
They're never satisfied. And I completely sympathize with men who say they don't understand women or what they want and that women are too demanding.
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
Okay you're probably wondering what brought on this anti-women rant. Well it's odd. Just yesterday, for no apparent reason I thought of that saying. If women ran the world instead of men, the world would be a better place. Well that's a bunch of shit.
The world wouldn't be a better place. It would be a bitchier place. And far pettier. Simply because women take EVERYTHING personally. It doesn't matter if it's something directed towards them, or if it's about someone else altogether. Women will get offended and any peace hoped for will be gone.
Just imagine if a woman was president of the United States and all her cabinet members women, and a woman was in charge of some other powerful country. Just imagine the pettiness. I shudder to think of it.
But that's just the initial idea for my rant. And it wasn't even a rant then, just an observation based on a thought that popped into my head while getting something to eat. What actually brought on the rant was my watching this movie called 'Just A Kiss.' It stars Kyra Sedgwick, Taye Diggs, Marissa Tomei, Ron Eldard, Marley Shelton and Patrick Breen.
Ron Eldard is Kyra Sedgwick's boyfriend in the movie. He's not a very good boyfriend, or altogether faithful. On a trip to Europe to direct a commercial for EuroDisney, he, for some reason decides to travel to Belgium or Brussels or some B-country, to see a performance by his best friend's (Patrick Breen) girlfriend, (Marley Shelton) a dancer. After the performance he goes backstage and congratulates her, and she invites him back to her hotel for a drink.
Yeah I know what you're thinking. Dumb move. Well you're right. It was dumb because they ended up sleeping together. Now it should be noted that Marley is a very troubled girl. Very fragile and very ill equipped to have any kind of relationship with anyone. She doesn't know how to interact with people, having been raised by a mother who is so self involved that while her daughter is laying in a hospital bed after her umpteenth suicide attempt, that all she can talk about is herself. How some man or the other was lusting after her when she was young and how she's jealous of her daughter's youth and the fact that she got her father's eyes ... whoever he is.
Yeah, again, I know. But back to the original story. Ron sleeps with Patrick's girlfriend Marley and months later, while Ron, Patrick and Kyra are having lunch together, Marley calls Ron's cellphone and speaks to each of them individually, revealing that she'd slept with Ron in Europe.
Of course everyone's pissed and Ron's completely screwed. Kyra leaves him, Patrick wants nothing to do with him, and Marley's, well she'd just returned from rehab after taking some pills, so I guess she thought confession was best for her extremely injured soul.
I could go even further into the movie because all the relationships converge even more and become even more convoluted, but I'll just skip ahead to the part that pissed me off. At the end of the movie, after several rather unexpected deaths, Patrick says to 'Marley' that he wishes he could take something back. Which leads to a complete reversal of the movie to the point where Ron and Marley are in her hotel and Marley starts kissing him. For some magical reason Ron does the right thing this time, turns her down completely and hightails it outta there.
Months later, just like originally, the four of them, Ron, Patrick, Kyra AND Marley this time, are headed out to lunch and it's revealed that Ron visited Marley in Europe. That of course gets the others all suspicious because ... well they know Ron's history with infidelity and Patrick, it would seem, is aware of Marley's tendency to sleep with other men, since she is strange. Ron rightly protests that he left, that he didn't initiate the kissing and that he was the one that stopped everything. Marley even backs him up.
But here's the kicker. You'd think that Kyra would feel good knowing that her boyfriend would love her enough to turn down the affections of a very beautiful woman. But she's not. She's pissed. Pissed that he allowed Marley to kiss him. She acts like he cheated on her. Like he was the one doing something wrong.
See that right there pisses me off. Why the fuck would you hate on the guy when he did the right thing? Then she gets even pettier and takes a dollar from him, and goes into the park and kisses a stranger. Well Taye Diggs, who in this 'new' reality, is a stranger to her, because he certainly wasn't one in the original story. This, Kyra says to Ron, makes them even.
What the fuck? Women. Man they sicken me with that shit. They're never fucking satisfied. You can't please them no matter how much you try. Which is why half the time I don't even blame a guy for dumping, cheating or just completely hating on some women, because I can see clearly that it would take a saint to be able to put up with the shit some of these women dish out.
Her boyfriend turns down a beautiful woman's advances because he loves her. But she's not happy with that, instead she chooses to focus on the small shit and bitch about a kiss. A kiss he didn't even initiate. What's more she asks, if he was tempted. Then gets angrier about that, because she thinks just being tempted is a violation. Now normally I can see that. If you're walking down the street with your boyfriend and he's obviously checking out another woman and you can see on his face that he's thinking about what it would be like to have sex with her. Ok then you hit him with anything handy. Brick, trash can, car. Your choice.
But when the guy is accosted by another woman, who basically tries to jump his bones. Come on he's only human. What guy wouldn't have the thought flash through his mind of what it would be like to sleep with her? He's not dead. When a beautiful, sexy woman gets all over you, sex WILL be on your mind and the temptation will be there. But shouldn't the fact that even with the temptation fully in front of him and the thought that maybe this secret rendezvous would remain secret, shouldn't it count, that he still turned her down?
Do men not get credit for proving themselves? Yeah, yeah some of you woman will get all offended and say that men do that too, but whatever. Females do it more. Men don't have time to be that petty. They've got more interesting things to do like scratch themselves and be gross.
Women on the other hand spend far more time being petty and whiny, because it's their favorite past time. They can never be fully happy because they prefer to spend their time being all demanding and needy. And I can't stand that.
Ok now you're scoffing at this entire thing because I'm female and therefore just like the above. Well that's where you'd be wrong. Demanding I'm not. I'm pretty much content with whatever I've got at any given time. I credit that all on my crappy childhood and the fact that I was pretty damn grateful for every good thing that ever happened to me, since they were few and far between. Being demanding wasn't even a consideration.
So as I got older and began having relationships, I didn't make any outrageous demands on them or get all whiny or stupid. I was content with just having someone in my life and if things worked out, then wonderful, but if they weren't then I moved the fuck on. I didn't stick around and make my life and theirs hell just because I wasn't content.
Okay, I'll admit to making ONE demand. A stipulation if you will. And that was that anything in the relationship, stays in the relationship. Like Vegas. If there's one thing I couldn't stand, it's having a bunch of nosyass people discussing my relationship behind my back. That's one thing I won't stand for. And in my opinion it shouldn't even have to be a demand, but should be something that we both should accept as a given because honestly, as much as I love the show, life ain't Friends. Your friends all having their say in your relationship, while sweet (depending) is just asking for trouble.
If people are going to talk behind my back, so be it. That's something that'll happen regardless, but I'll be damned, if I'm going to have my significant other out there giving them fuel for their fodder.
And I'm not saying that I'm perfect. Far from it. I'm pretty sure that most of my friends and or family would say that one of my biggest flaws is my attitude. They think I'm cold and that I don't care about anything. Which isn't exactly true or untrue, but truthfully that's more of a defense mechanism on my part. Everyone has one. Or they should. I'm distant and standoffish at times, because I'll be damned if I let anyone think that they can hurt me. That's far too much power to put in anyone's hands.
But enough about me. Back to the rant at hand. Now obviously I know some of you will disagree with my rant. Especially the women. And I accept that because not all women are like this. But unfortunately I seem to know a lot of women like this. They're either too demanding or they're doormats. So far I seem to be the only one I know that's not either. My mother, my cousins, my aunts. They all seem to fit in either roll. And it's rather sad.
It doesn't make you seem stronger or better to be demanding and unsatisfiable. It just makes it less likely that anyone will want to stick around and put up with that shit. Sure Ron put up with it and even proposed to Kyra at the end. But that doesn't make her behavior right. It just feeds into and seemingly justifies the bitchiness.
I know how this must sound and I know my distaste is probably quite apparent, but it's only because it makes women look bad when other women behave like this and then it's the rest of us that end up paying for some bitch's shitty attitude. So please stop it. Don't be that woman. That woman will always be unhappy because she'll never be satisfied with anything and she's better off alone. Or married to a gay guy who really won't care one way or the other.
