"Dude, you're in your forties ... time to stop acting like such a fricking tool."

Okay, maybe more than ten words, but still, it's to the point right?

I can't stand his dumb ass and I really don't care that I don't actually know him OR that he's just some actor that I'll probably never meet OR that he doesn't even know I exist so my indifference/utter hatred of him has absolutely no consequence on his life. But I'll keep my hate, thank you very much and I'll let it fester and grow and mature and maybe someday I can be a big an asshole as he clearly is. Going around thinking he can bitch people out because 'he knows.' What a fucking dumbass!

But on that same note I will go after anyone who has anything bad to say about Brad Pitt. Yes, I am aware that just like I'm clueless to the actual life of Tom 'Dumbass' Cruise, they too, are probably as equally clueless to Brad Pitt's and that we're both irrational to think that we have any rights to judge them or have something to say about them and their lives.

But here's the big difference. Brad's not the ass jumping on couches, dragging around a hostage (Free Katie!) and then taking it upon his miniscule self to tell people that they're wrong to take medication that stopped them from killing themselves and their children.

So you see the difference there? Brad may have dumped his wife for Angelina ... but that's his life. He's not pushing his dumb ass beliefs on anyone and he's not trying to make anyone seem like they're uneducated or ignorant for choosing to find actual help for themselves rather than taking a jog in the morning, since apparently his stupid ass seems to think that's the cure for everything.

If Brad's fucking Angelina, then good for him. It's not like you couldn't see it coming from a mile away. Every interview he's been on for the past two years he's talked about how badly he wants to start a family and every interview Jen's been on she's avoided the question. Angelina or not ... clearly that breakup was coming and anyone who didn't see it ... is an idiot.

So Brad ... if you're tapping that undoubtedly freaky, yet hott! ass, then kudos to you and I hope you've found yourself the family you've always wanted. But Tom? Shut up dumbass! No one cares what you think about Scientology. No one cares that you believe in aliens or that you think the cure to everything is exercise and Scientology. You're a dumbass! Let’s see you try and cure that.

And Kelly Preston ... shut up, Kristie Alley too. Maybe if you really believed in the potential of 'exercise' so heavily touted by your beloved scientology, your ass wouldn't have needed Jenny Craig. You'd have done it all on your own, with Tom at your side as your personal trainer.

God I HATE YOU ALL!

So there you go dear readers, that's pretty much the one issue that's been riding on my mind for the past few months. Wanting to vent about that ass Tom, but then wanting to defend my dear Brad when others bitch at him for him and Jen separating. What gives anyone the right to judge a celeb based on partial info and whatever shit that fool Billy Bush tells us on Access Hollywood? Hell Pat O'Brien was apparently drunk half the time he was working there, so who knows if he even knew what the hell he was talking about?

But still ... I maintain that I have a lot more rights to judge that ass Tom than anyone does to judge Brad. You can't judge a divorce or marriage, because you're not there to say who was in the right or wrong. You can only base your opinions on what you hear surrounding the marriage, not on what's inside.

But Tom Cruise brought his shit out into the open and decided he had the right to judge Brooke Shields based on as limited amount of info as those who judge Brad have. He's jumping all over Brooke's ass, not knowing shit about her, but still passing judgment and then talking about how she's irresponsible. Fuck you Tom! You're irresponsible and dumb. What now huh? Talking shit about how psychiatry is a Nazi tool and now apparently no one in the world knows more about it than you do. Dumbass!

So that dear readers, is why I get to judge Tom and you need to shut up about Brad. That's why I get to judge the world and you don't. Because I'm at least basing my hate and rage on info that the people I'm bitching about supply me with. Poor Brad's done nothing for you guys to hate on him other than leaving his 'cute sweet' wife for that too damn hot for her own good freak Angelina. But let's consider this ... Angie's the one settling down in England with her two adopted kids and working with the United Nations as an Ambassador ... while Jen's ... well she's doing a movie with Vince Vaughn and I think she may be Coco's godmother ... could be wrong, don't really care. Just trying to point out how appearances can be deceiving and you can't just judge a person on what they seem to be like or what you think you know, just based on what you've seen.

But Tom ... moron that he is, he invites your censure because he actually opens his craphole and shits all over himself.

So in summary ... shut up Tom ... Dumbass!