I hate fucking snobs...
I mean seriously, what the fuck do they think makes them so damn special, that they can look down on anyone and think they're better?
I'm here watching PBS and they're doing one of their seemingly weekly 'buy this shit so we stay on air' drives and tonight they're trying to sell off an Andre Bocelli Tribute on Ice DVD with skaters skating around to Bocelli's music ... oohhhh. What the fuck ever.
Now this isn't what annoyed me. I'm not a big fan of classical music, nor do I hate it with a burning passion. I'm more the ... if it sounds good, I likey, type person. But these fucks really rankled me tonight, {second time I've said rankled tonight} when one of the 'subscribing members' of this fuckwit PBS station wrote in, talking about how (channel) 13 is a blessing and how it's saved them from having to watch the mindless sitcoms and reality tv on regular channels.
You know what? Fuck you asshole ... who the fuck are you to be insulting my shows and coming off like only brainless buffoons watch 'sitcoms'? Then one of the hosts, this chick, starts talking about how people should call in and donate to the station, because it's so superior and how people these days just flip through the other channels always looking for something more, because apparently the stuff that you and I watch is shit and beneath them.
Fuck you too bitch. Who the hell are you to look down at me? God I hate fucking snobs.
Yes, that includes you too India Arie with your fake ass Ereka Badu wanna be self. Who the fuck are you to look down on other entertainers for being 'pop' artists, just because you seem to somehow think yourself to be the next coming of Tracy Chapman? Self righteous, self important shit. Well, where's Tracy now huh India? And where's your latest hit album?
I'll tell you were it is? NOWHERE! So maybe next time you're bitching about Destiny's Child and talking in interviews about how you feel so badly for those singers out there, who feel they have to wear lots of make up and shake their ass and use their looks to sell their music ... you can shut the hell up.
Because I'm pretty sure your pits aren't hairy and that you bathe, wear perfume and attempt to make yourself look good when you do your music and videos, so you're not one to talk. Everyone beautifies themselves to suit their personal style, whether it's a lot or whether it's a bare minimum, so don't you come talking any bullshit about how you're so much better than anyone because you like to pretend you're au naturale.
If you were au naturale, you ignorant moron, you wouldn't have the need to seek fame and fortune ... or to get noticed period. You wouldn't make music videos and you wouldn't be at any awards hoping to win some and then looking daggers at Alicia Keys when she sweeps the Grammys, five awards to your NONE! Serves you right you hypocritical bitch.
You'll never have Alicia's success or Beyonce's success ... hell you can't even hope for Tracy Chapman's success because she at least will still be remembered in another five years, even though she's been out of the spotlight for a lot longer than that, while you'll be relegated to the archives of one hit wonders with interesting names like fricking Ini Kamozi.
Don't hate because those girls cannot only sing, but are pretty as well. While you're one step away from being an inspiration for next Halloween's most terrifying mask. {And no I don't really think she's ugly, she's kinda all right, it's just her shitty attitude fugs her ass up and makes her grotesque to me}
God I really hate snobs ... I can't tell you how much. And shut up Channel 13 you're pissing me off still playing in the background. If I didn't have to get up to go look for the remote, your ass would have been off a long time ago.
And speaking of snobs, who the fuck is this 15yr old kid on one of these AOL boards, to look down on me because I'm not writing 'serious' fiction. Fuck you, you little shit, yes I write contemporary stories. No, I don't feel some need to write the 'Great American Novel.' And let's be honest here, you're no fricking Ernest Hemingway ... so step the fuck off with your half assed 'oh' when you asked what genre do I write.
At least I can make people laugh with my writing, who the fuck's going to laugh at your WW II piece of crap? I'd rather make people laugh any day than to have them screwing up their faces ...
Okay there's a guy on 13 right now singing an opera about spaghetti. Get the fuck outta here. High brow my ass.
Anyway where was I? Oh yes, I'd rather make people laugh any day than to have them screwing up their faces and wondering when the fuck something interesting's going to happen in your boring ass story.
And to my dear snotty, 'I'm-better-than-you-are' aunt in Queens and her fuckwit husband who think they're so much better than everyone. You're not that fucking special either. Nor are your two kids. They're just geeks, with poor eyesight in coke bottle glasses, who couldn't wait to get the fuck away from you the moment they graduated from high school.
I'm sick of fricking snobs. Next time any of you fucks say anything to me in a snide voice, that's it. I'm going to shove your snotty nose up your ass and then who'll you have to look down on?
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