Could I be arrested for helping people cheat? Not that I mind being arrested, being the disaffected person that I am, having a rap sheet has a certain ... attraction to it. It's just the going to jail part I don't really like. Cells, prison guards ... communal showers ... eh not so appealing. Plus I'm pretty sure it won't be like Oz, so where's the fun in that?

Barring the potential ... if any, jailtime, I came up with a concept for this homework business. I'd camouflage it as a nice little starter publishing company, where I'd do other stuff, in addition to people's homework. Type their research papers, make flyers, design webpages ... you know, like a fancy escort service pretends that the girls just escort people around, instead of actually being hookers. [Would have used 'whores,' but I don't like that word whore, since I don't really see anything wrong with whoring. It's a business. Makes money. More power to you.]

Anyway that would be my genius concept. While I'm pretending to do all this legit shit for you, I'd be doing your homework on a side. I'd be the Heidi Fleiss of homework. Maybe I'd even have a code phrase. You call me. Say, "I'd like the 'Publisher's Special' please." I'd hook you up and then charge you double my initial fee.

Works out best for everyone. You get your homework done, I get money and my brain doesn't addle while I sit at home wasting my life away doing nothing, but surf the web and 'write' all day. And yes we do accept all major credit cards, and foreign currency. Especially Euros. They'll come in handy for my trip to Europe someday.

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