I know ... it's weird. Which is probably why I do it subconsciously, but who knows? Yeah I know what you're saying ... 'What the fuck is wrong with this twisted freak?' Well, I don't really know. But my friends who shall remain nameless sure do benefit.

I dropped out of school two years ago ... for reasons too complicated and just none of your business to state here ... and now I'm doing people's homework. And not just doing people's homework, but asking for it. Seriously. I went to my friend's grandmother's house where her sister lives and saw her doing her homework. I actually ran forward. Yes, I did. I think there was even a little skipping involved.

It's a sickness, what can I tell you?

I then proceeded to take over her homework. Not just help her with it. But I literally told her what to write word for word. Granted her mother was there so I made it look like I was merely helping her, but it was pretty much just me dictating. When we were done I was actually disappointed and a little sad. I wanted to do more. Hell I almost asked for more. Maybe shock therapy will work.

But I guess this is all normal for me since I've always had a tendency of doing things backasswards ... see? And no, I won't name any of the other assbackward things I've done. There's no need to air all my dirty laundry ... although you can see right there me suddenly being all secretive, when the Slacker pages have pretty much said all there is to know about me without being in depth.

Anyone reading those pages can pretty much see what a screwed up person I am without even knowing my favorite color. [Black] Well actually it's blue ... but for the purposes of maintaining everyone's opinion of me I say black, because it's expected.

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