Nola Michelle aka Jyoti Kaija. I'm a writer (knock wood) and I finally got a job so I'm not a bum anymore.

2. How do you know Nola aka Michelle aka Jyoti aka Kaija aka what the hell is her deal with names any way?
Ah well ... I am her and her and her and her ... I swear I'm not skitsophrenic. I'm ... Eh ... screw you. So I like names? So what? You like to play with yourself ... get over it.

3. Why is she using you on this site?
Cause I designed it and I'm the only writer on it ... for now ...[hear that Mina and G]

4. Why are you letting her?
Cause she's forcing me ... help me- Jyoti

5. Is that really true or are you scared of her?
Of course not. Why would I be scared of myself? We're all scared of her. She won't let us out.- Kaija

6. What do you do for this site?
I write the articles and I maintain it. Figured I'd combine my two loves.

7. Why does she think we want to know her opinions ... or yours for that matter?
Because she's God and blessed among women - Kaija [very good ... now get back inside]

8. Describe Nola ... Jyoti ... whatever in two words or less?
Benevolent and pure ... (scary - Kaija)

9. Describe Mina and G ... one word each.
Mina - Exceptional
G - Perfect

10. Any last words?
Help us - Jyoti/Michelle/Kaija