 Welcome to The G-Spot
haha told you to do this yourself -- Jyoti
If you're new to the site click here to go to
G's ProBio
If you're not, and just want to skip to
The World According to G
then there you go.
If neither of these options appeal to you, then I really don't know what to tell you.
This "GETTING TO KNOW G" page is a compliation of the opinions and views of fellow slackers Jyoti and Mina because G was too lazy (too much of a slacker- Jyoti) to fill out the damn thing himself. (Well you asked for it, babe. Now you're in trouble. Really you should know better.- Mina)
1. Who are you?
He's G ... formerly Galatica006, Ambassador of the Queens and to some El Presidente ... but that's a whole 'nother conversation.- Jyoti
2. How do you know Nola aka Michelle aka Jyoti Kaija aka what the hell is her deal with names any way?
I was his Queen, then I was his teacher/mentor, now he's trying to usurp my position as head of our evil empire.
3. Why is she using you on this site?
Check out The World According to G and you'll understand exactly why I'm using him on this site.
4. Why are you letting her?
Well to be honest I didn't give him much of a choice, but really it's all about love.
5. Is that really true or are you scared of her?
Of course he's not scared. Is he Mina?
Mina: Babe, I think he has proven that he can be scarier than you :)
6. What do you do for this site?
Well aside from me stealing his best thoughts, he's a very good reviewer and has good ideas.
7. Why does she think we want to know her opinions ... or yours for that matter?
Because everyone's opinion counts. His just happen to be funnier than most.
8. Describe Nola ... Jyoti ... whatever in two words or less?
Brilliantly Evil [or at least that's what I'm assuming he'd say.- Jyoti]
9. Describe yourself in 4 words or less.
Forget the 4 words ... here are his OWN words:
Jyoti: You're so weird
G: I am not. I'm conventionally challenged.
10. Any last words?
Bet you're wishing you'd done it yourself now huh?
And now presenting ...
The World According to G
Email G @ G@Barrenwasteland.us
June 4-10th
His views of my work ethic:
G: "Awwww and oh my god. Never thought those words would pass your finger tips. 'Working on Saturday.' There must be a hot guy at work or something."
Seriously ... he's weird as hell:
G: " ...Thus spoke Zerathusra."
Jyoti: "Hey you. What the hell is that?"
G: "I don't know. Just came out of my head."
Jyoti: "You should be studied."
On his future skills as a doctor:
G: "Note to self."
Jyoti: "Note to self what? Forgot already? That's a damn fine brain you've got there Sievey."
G: "Wouldn't it be the funniest thing if you were having surgery and just before the meds knocked you out, you see that I'm in the operating theater coming towards you and I trip over?"
Jyoti: "Thanks for the forewarning. I'll make sure I look out for you."
G: "Just listen for sounds of crashing objects and breaking glass."
Jyoti: "I will. I'll make a note of every familiar thing you mention."
G: "And if ever you hear more then one of those familiar sounds ... though I have full confidence in myself (as you would expect) - you best be dragging your ass up outta that hospital to the nearest HMO 20 blocks away, I.V drip in hand. Just to be safe."
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You Are 94% Evil
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You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
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