Shiloh is born ...
All hail the loins of the Brangelina. Suck on it The Aniston ...
June 9th
My life didn't flash before my eyes -- Does that mean I haven't lived?... Or do I need new glasses?
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The World According To G -- Ya gotta love him ... Just don't let him examine you...
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April 9th
New* I made a decision years ago -- And all I got was a fucked up life ... Sweet!
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New* The World According To G -- Evil, sperm and kids ... they all just fit ...
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March 29th
Not So New* How Do I Love Thee -- let me count ... no wait seriously, how do I love?
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Not So New* The World According To G -- Hot Daddies! and The Olsen Twins ... Ew ... no wait ... they're legal right?
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Not So New* Mina's Random Thoughts -- Lost and found ... Back to the hustle
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Not So New* Evil Eye is back! -- That's right folks, hide your vulnerable parentless children, because the EYE  ... Evil Eye ... the world's most soul crushing Grandmother is back ... For a limited time only.
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March 18th
The Chronicles of Kate -- You're evil HP ... Part II
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Mina's Random Thoughts -- Mina hates children! ... No she doesn't ... just kidding ... no I'm not ...
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The World According To G -- Crappy jobs, Bling Bling and um ... stuff ...
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This site dedicated to the Addictions, Pet Peeves and general Obsessions that
basically make life worth living. We all have them and most of you secretly like
them because you're sadistic bastards who like being miserable or who like having
something to complain about.
If you're one of these people then this is the perfect site for you. Here we're
proud of the twisted love/hate relationship we have with our addictions, pet peeves
and obsessions.
Now some of you might be wondering, "Aren't obsession and addiction the same
thing?" Uh no dumbass. An addiction is to give oneself up to a strong habit. An
obsession is to be completely preoccupied with something that you just can't stop
thinking about it or wanting it. Still seem similar? Well they are, but dude they're
plainly different. An obsession is something you're conscious of. You know what
you're doing and you choose to do it. No one chooses to give in to an addiction.
Well we on this site do, but that's because we're higher beings and have chosen
to obsess about our addictions. See how that works? No? Get off the site dumbass.
[Um, Jyoti, maybe calling new page viewers dumbass twice in the same paragraph
might not be the best way to welcome them to the site- Mina.]
Anyway, we're obsessed and we know some of you are too. Just give in. We have
... and we couldn't be happier. Well we could, but then we'd be all cheerful and
shit and that just ain't right. |
